1. Why does Carter sleep in on the days we need to go somewhere early (Sundays) and wake up at 6 am on days I would LOVE to sleep in?
2. Why does my cat who usually can't/won't meow, decide to start howling his little lungs out every single night after I turn off the lights?
3. Why does my dog, (who I was promised would clean up all the food Carter drops on the floor), turn up her nose at almost anything he drops, except maybe steak and chicken?
4. Why does pet hair accumulate faster than the national debt?
5. Why is my cat obsessed with licking his belly and playing with straws and q-tips?
6. Why does the phone always ring right after I put the baby to sleep?
7. Why too do my cats somehow sense I have just put the baby to sleep and commence immediately with chasing eachother all over the house like 2 stampeding elephants?
8. Why do telemarketers always call at dinner time?
9. Why does juice apparently taste better after the sippy cup has been thrown down on the floor several times?
10. Why at 8 pm am I ready to collapse and my son is still going stronger than the Energizer Bunny?