So I thought it'd be cute to make chocolate chip cookies the shape of dog bones for a dessert/favor for Carter's big bday party this Sunday. (We are doing a dog theme for his party) Note to self, stop coming up with these clever but ridiculous ideas, PLEASE!!! I made the cookies just as the directions said, then I was trying to figure out how to get them shaped correctly. I have a dog bone shaped cookie cutter so I pressed the dough into that and then onto the trays...perfect. Stuck them in for 10 minutes and when they came out of the oven they were these indistinguishable blobs, all grown together and really quite hideous looking. Not only that but they cooked all unevenly, (I think the cheapo butter I used totally messed them up) so that made them all the more hideous. So I took the cookie cutter again and cut the cookies out of the blobs, which kinda worked for about 1/2 of them and the other half stuck or fell apart. Trying to salvage some shred of dignity, I made another batch of just regular cookies...but these I burned. My final batch I tried a different cookie sheet...they look so-so...but they are so stuck to the sheet that they are still sitting on my counter, 4 hours later, stuck on the sheet...maybe I'll feel like chiseling them off later tonight.
Lessons learned from this experience today:
1. Buy Land O Lakes Butter for cooking...unless you like crusty burned cookies that are impossible to scrape off the tray
2. DO NOT attempt to make chocolate chip cookies into different shapes - they will spread while cooking and all your efforts will only result in creepy deformed looking cookies
3. Don't make cookies when you are trying to keep to a strict diet...you end up eating all the rejects and in this case when they are ALL rejects, you end up eating like 2 dozen cookies or bits of cookies before it's even 10 am!!!
4. Sam's club sells perfectly good cookies...next year I will remember this.